- j.d.: i finally figured out what bothered me so much about you.
- kim: well, lay it on me studly.
- j.d.: it's the way you're so concerned about protecting yourself. i mean, no one in this entire hospital has a bad thing to say about you and i'm guessing that's because you're so careful not to rub anyone the wrong way... and you still wear your wedding ring. that prevents any guy from getting anywhere near you. you wouldn't operate on mr. peters and we both know how you're protecting yourself there. i dunno, i guess in the grand scheme of things it's not that big of a deal. i just, i was just a little disappointed when i found out who you turned out to be. i'll see you around.
- j.d.: i saw you did that surgery on mr. peters... did you decide it was the right thing to do?
- kim: no, actually, it was a stupid career risk.
- j.d.: then why'd you do it?
- kim: because for some reason i, find myself really caring about what you think of me.
- j.d.: oh. cool.
- will: there's something i've always been dying to ask you.
- mac: ask anything.
- will: why did you tell me?
- mac: because i wouldn't have been able to live with it.
- will: now i have to live with it.
- mac: would you rather i'd have been dishonest?
- will: yes.
- rose: i just had a thought...
- dorothy: congratulations.
you are from new york, therefore you are just naturally interesting. okay? it is not up to you to fill in all the pauses, you are not in danger of mortifying yourself. the worst stuff that you say, sounds better than the best stuff that some other people say.
— hannah horvath.
- park ranger: so, what happened? i mean, did you forget to check the entire field? i find a lot of women have problems with tunnel vision.
- leslie knope: no, i'm an excellent hunter.
- park ranger: how did you end up shooting a guy in the head, then?
- leslie knope: fair enough. i was walking in the woods and then i tripped and my gun went off.
- park ranger: ah, so you forgot to put the safety on.
- leslie knope: oh, i always have the safety on, i mean... when i was tripping i saw a quail and i shot at it.
- park ranger: mid-trip?
- leslie knope: no. that's. okay, fine. i got that tunnel vision that girls get. that's what happened, end of story.
- park ranger: well, i think you're hysterical because of all the excitement, obviously. so, i'm just not following your story, all right?
- leslie knope: um, i let my emotions get the best of me. i just, i cared too much, i guess. i was thinking with my lady-parts. i was walking and i felt something icky. i thought there was gonna be chocolate. i don't even remember. i'm wearing a new, um, bra and it closes in the front and it popped-open and threw me off. all i wanna do is have babies! are you single? i'm just, like, going through a thing right now. i guess when my life is incomplete i wanna shoot someone. this would not happen if i had a penis! (putting on lipstick) -- what? bitches be crazy. i'm good at tolerating pain, i'm bad at math, and... i'm stupid.
✭ veris ↝ truth 